Well, since we last spoke, I left my job at the "Queer Eye" and took a new one at the "Straight Guy." Bear in mind, its still technically temp work, but at least I'm getting paid a decent wage this time. Makes a man feel good. Like feeling up a passed out chick in the back of a taxi on the way home from a bar.
I'm not feeling too creative right now, given my crazy hours, but I'm sure I'll have some good stories to tell when I get around to it.