What a way to begin the day! My girlfriend turned on Good Goyim America this morning and as I returned from the shower, I was greeted with none other than Jodie "Stephanie Tanner" Sweetin doing an interview with Robin Roberts. It turns out that our favorite middle child has been battling a Crystal Meth addiction for some time. That puts her #1 in the rankings for Most Fucked Up Child Star from Full House. In case you were wondering, here is the official tote board:
1) Jodie Sweetin -- Crystal Meth Addiction
2) Candace Cameron -- Jesus Freak/Married to a Russian Hockey Player
3) Mary Kate Olsen -- Anorexia (suspected Coke head)
4) Ashley Olsen -- Will not return my phone calls
Tie 5,6) Those little freaks that played Alex and Nicky -- Possibly dead.
7) Kimmie Gibler -- Well adjusted member of society
8) Dwayne -- Whatever
