True Story

Whenever I hear (or write for that matter) the phrase "true story," I always hear John from Real World Los Angeles belting out "Truuuuuue Stoooorraaaaaayyy" in his nasally southern twang. You? Anyway, according to this artice, Washington Nationals infileder Tony Blanco was put on the 15-day DL today with... vertigo. WTF?

Also, I just blocked a field goal in Madden. Granted, I was using Jevon Kearse (the fastest lineman in the game), but still. Quite an accomplishment. And yes, I'm still unemployed.