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Since I have nothing much else to say today, here are some Ramblings and Keywords.

-- The Redskins are going to be just awful this year. I put the over/under at 4 wins.

-- The old time baseball nicknames were the best. I wish I had a friend named Sparky, don't you?

-- Does anyone else refuse to go to movies anywhere near their opening weekends because they hate people as much as I do?

-- Remember in elementary school when there was like one fat kid per grade (me)? I bet now there's like 15 fat kids per grade.

-- I honestly believe I'm both smart and lazy enough to graduate with a 3.0 average at any college in the country, from Harvard to ITT Tech.

-- If it were possible to slap some sense into the Tivo, mine would be black and blue by now. If I see "Tivo would like to change the channel at 10:00 to record Tivo Suggestion: King of the Hill" one more time, I'm going to drop kick that motherfucker out the window, especially if I'm watching something like 61*.

-- My digestive system is about as fast as Terry Schiavo running the 40, but I swear, once I have a Dairy Queen Blizzard, I start releasing worse gas than Zyklon B. (For those of you who get that reference, it could be my most offensive joke ever).


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