Monday, April 11, 2005

Collar up by March


izod Posted by Hello

Guys, seriously, the collar up thing has to stop. I can deal with you wearing your pastel-colored Izod shirts (that you spent $75 dollars on). I'm not sure why you wasted the money on a shirt that wasn't cool when I wore it back in '83 (so its certainly not cool now), but at least wearing it informs everyone that you are an idiot. Putting the collar up just makes you look rediculous. I don't care if you think you are Alex P. Keaton. The truth is, you are just some schmuck who spent too much on a shirt and everyone is laughing at you behind your back.

Now remember, the next time you think about throwing that collar up, think of this little girl. She looks much cooler than you.